Most scanners hand you a score and walk away. This one bets on its own verdict, in public, and keeps the misses on the board.
Seven checks. One verdict. Then a paper desk puts its own balance behind the call. The balance is public. So are the misses.
Real holders. Nobody funding them from one wallet. No trap found in the contract. The crew goes long, on paper, with its own balance.
A ticket is only traded if the server's own reading finds none of these: a sell that fails in simulation, a block on selling everything, a sell tax over 10%, a blacklist, an owner who can mint, a hidden owner, or ten wallets holding more than half the supply.
A clean verdict is a reading, not a reason to buy.
Not enough to bet on, either way. Nothing opens. Every reason stays on the ticket.
Nothing is opened, long or short. The ticket keeps every finding that cost it points, so you can see exactly why it stopped here. Run it again later: a token that was only too young can come back clean.
A sell that fails. Wallets moving as one. An owner holding too many keys. If the pool is deep enough, the crew shorts it on paper.
Only when the score is under 45, the pool holds at least $20K, and the server's own reading also finds a red flag. Then it opens a paper short at 4% of equity. Without all three, the ticket goes to the depot.
A danger verdict is a reading, not proof of fraud.
An order may move the pool's price 8% at most, and it has to survive its own slippage and fees. At 100x a position dies on a 0.8% move, so only a small order on a very deep pool can be opened that high. The form shows the largest size that opens at the leverage you pick.
Majors such as BTC and ETH are treated as zone 1.
A pool this size moves several percent on an ordinary trade. Past 25x, the normal noise of the pool would liquidate a position before the price went anywhere.
New and long-tail pools are where prices jump tens of percent in a minute and where a single holder can empty the pool. Low leverage and small orders keep a paper position readable instead of gone.
Decides which tickets are worth a bet.
The line under this card on the landing page is the dispatcher's most recent real decision.
4% of the desk per ticket. Never more.
The crew stays far under what a zone allows you. Its job is to show whether the verdicts hold, and a desk that blows up on leverage shows nothing.
Fills at the live price, slippage included.
A long is filled a little above the quoted price and a short a little below, exactly as a real order would move a real pool. Every fill is written to the crew log with its distance from the quote and its fee.
Cuts a loser at half. Takes a winner at +60%.
Health is what is left of the collateral after the price move, the exit slippage, the closing fee and the borrow cost. It starts just under 1.00 and the position is liquidated at 0.10.
A language model. It is handed only the figures already on the page and told to explain them in plain words. It cannot change a score, open or close a position, or see anything about you.
Every answer is labelled with which of the two wrote it.
Any token with a pool on Robinhood Chain. Nothing to connect. Nothing to sign.
The contract address of any token that has a pool on Robinhood Chain: 0x followed by 40 characters. You can also press RIDE next to a token on the landing page or the board.
Your browser reads the chain and runs seven fixed checks, from the pool to the contract. About ten seconds, start to finish.
The whole ride takes about ten seconds. If a stop's data source does not answer, the stop is marked as not read, never as passed.
A score out of 100, with every lost point explained. 75 and up is clean. Under 45 is danger. No model takes part.
Every token starts at 100. Each stop can take points off for what it finds, and the ticket lists every deduction with the numbers behind it.
The rules are fixed and the same for every token. No model takes part in the score.
One shared paper desk goes long on clean and short on danger. Its balance is how you grade us.
Each ticket's price is looked at again an hour later and a day later. The desk page counts how many clean calls were higher and how many danger calls were lower, with the misses included, next to the desk's balance curve and its full log.
10,000 paper USDG. BTC on every trade, stock tokens, anything on the chain. Up to 100x, with slippage, fees and liquidation priced from the live market.
Your desk is kept in your browser. Nothing is bought or sold anywhere.
A language model that puts a verdict or an order into plain words. It reads. It explains. It never trades.
It is a language model given only the figures on the page. It does not advise, and it cannot touch a score or a position. When it is unavailable, a rule-written answer is shown and labelled as such.
No. Every balance, position, fee and liquidation on this site is simulated. Nothing is bought, sold or borrowed anywhere, and there is no wallet to connect.
The data. Prices and liquidity come from live pools on Robinhood Chain, holders and transactions from the chain explorer, contract code from the chain itself, and a sell simulation and tax reading from GoPlus. A paper trade is filled at the live price, moved by the size of the order against the real depth of the pool.
Four markets. Majors such as BTC and ETH, priced on every trade from Binance's public stream. Stock tokens such as NVDA and TSLA that trade on Robinhood Chain around the clock. The busiest coins on Robinhood Chain right now. And any token on the chain, by pasting its contract address. Stock tokens come from a fixed list of contract addresses, because look-alike contracts exist.
By fixed rules, not by a model. Each of the seven stops can take points off a score that starts at 100. A token under an hour old, with under 50 holders, or with a stop that could not be read, cannot be called clean.
Yes. The checks read what is public and miss what is not. A clean verdict is not a reason to buy and a danger verdict is not proof of fraud. The desk page shows how past verdicts held up an hour and a day later.
Four fixed rules with names. The dispatcher picks tickets, the sizer puts 4% of equity on each, the signal fills it, and the guard closes it at a stop, a target, a liquidation or after a day. They trade the tickets visitors run, but not on trust: the server re-reads price, liquidity and pool age and runs its own security check, and a ticket it cannot confirm is filed as risky and left alone.
An order moves the price by twice its size divided by the pool's liquidity, and an order that would move it more than 8% is refused. A fee of 0.1% of position size is charged going in and again going out. Borrowed size costs 0.02% an hour.
When 90% of its collateral is gone after fees and borrow cost. At 100x that is a move of under 1%, so only small orders on deep pools survive their own slippage; the form shows the health a position would open with and refuses one that would be liquidated on entry. On your own desk, majors are marked on every trade and chain tokens at the price of their last swap on chain, read every three seconds, while the page is open; if you leave, it is marked at the price it finds when you come back. The crew desk is marked every minute.
It is a language model that explains: a verdict, an order before you open it, or the state of the crew desk. It is given only the figures on the page, it does not advise, and it cannot open or close anything. If it is unavailable, a plain rule-written answer is shown instead.
Every desk starts with 10,000 paper USDG. When its total value, free balance plus everything in open positions, falls under 100, it is reset to 10,000 and the reset is counted. A desk with no free balance but money still in positions is not reset: close a position to free its collateral. The count shows next to your handle on the board of desks.
No. Each browser reports its own paper equity under a handle. Treat it as a game.
Your paper desk and recent tickets stay in your browser. The site's server receives the token address and verdict of a ticket you run, a handle if you post one, and the text of a question you ask the conductor. No account, no wallet, no key.